David Burnell the Fourth
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I'm a Pirate.
I dodged a missile.
I landed in Gunpowder Milkshake.
My name is David Burnell IV and I played DI college football for the East Carolina University Pirates. I was nicknamed "The Flea" because they thought I was too small until I jumped up and knocked the shit out of their starting linebacker.
After graduating from college, I saw a tv commercial of a guy slaying a fire monster with a sword, so I joined the United States Marine Corps. I quickly learned how to act like a killing fighting machine. Then one day a rocket landed 10 feet outside of our T-wall and exploded. It was then I realized this wasn't a movie and I should get paid more for my acting skills.
So I packed my bags and moved to Berlin, Germany near Babelsberg Studios. Several auditions later I landed my first major role as "The Shocker" in an action feature film called "Gunpowder Milkshake." Catch me on the big screen fighting women assassins.
... live for a living
-David Burnell I
I dodged a missile.
I landed in Gunpowder Milkshake.
My name is David Burnell IV and I played DI college football for the East Carolina University Pirates. I was nicknamed "The Flea" because they thought I was too small until I jumped up and knocked the shit out of their starting linebacker.
After graduating from college, I saw a tv commercial of a guy slaying a fire monster with a sword, so I joined the United States Marine Corps. I quickly learned how to act like a killing fighting machine. Then one day a rocket landed 10 feet outside of our T-wall and exploded. It was then I realized this wasn't a movie and I should get paid more for my acting skills.
So I packed my bags and moved to Berlin, Germany near Babelsberg Studios. Several auditions later I landed my first major role as "The Shocker" in an action feature film called "Gunpowder Milkshake." Catch me on the big screen fighting women assassins.
... live for a living
-David Burnell I
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